Black love proverbs in White Valentine’s Day

Nowadays, if one party receives a Valentine’s gift from the opposite sex on February 14 to express his love, and has the same good feeling or affection for the other party, he will give back a white chocolate as a Valentine’s gift on the “White Valentine’s Day” on March 14, which indicates that they have been in love with each other.

On the arrival of “white day”, I hereby send a set of witty and meaningful “black proverbs” to the vast number of lovers:

Men love with eyes, women love with heart.

Men pay attention to women’s faces, and women aim at men’s wallets.

The body is the capital for women, but only the skin for men.

Men want women to bare their bodies, and women want men to open their hearts.

Men often associate nudity with women’s necks, and women often judge a man’s wealth by his words and deeds.

When men pursue women, they pay attention to speed, accuracy and ruthlessness. They tend to be enthusiastic for three minutes. Once they succeed, they don’t want to fry leftovers;

Women are used to being slow, abrasive and sticky in their pursuit of men. Generally, they penetrate slowly, and when water drops through a stone, they are unwilling to let go.

Men are all for sex, feelings are luxury, women are all for love, and sex is an add-on.

Men want to be the first time for women, and women want to be the last time for men.

A man can sleep with a woman if he doesn’t love her. A man who doesn’t love a woman doesn’t bother to sleep with him.

Men are more and more attractive, women are more and more disgraceful.

Beautiful women are often unhappy, and rich men are usually right and wrong.

The experience of how many women is a man’s proud capital, and the conquest of how many men is a proof of the infinite charm of women.

Men want to sleep all the beautiful women in the world, and women want men in the world to be driven by themselves.

The success of a man’s career is happiness, and the success of a woman’s career is painless.

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