Check the 20 words your wife must say every day

1. Get up quickly, lazy bastard!

2. You must walk in a maze. I’ve never seen you put things in order.

3. Tidy up. Your appearance represents my image.

4. God! You bounced the ash around again.

If you put down the newspaper and give me a hand, my temper will definitely improve.

6. Has your stock gone up?

7. Watching the ball game again? Fortunately, I was assimilated by you, otherwise I would have to rob you.

8. Letting you do housework is to cultivate your sense of responsibility. I’ve worked hard.

9. If you help me wash my clothes, I’ll give you a surprise.

10. It’s too worrying to be your nanny. Please let me, this hard-working little bee, be laid off.

11. Can’t you take the initiative to report your thoughts?

12. What leads to a man’s heart is nagging. You are ignorant.

13. Why don’t you support me to lose weight?

14. Well, I saw a very beautiful suit today. I guess your wallet is going to shrink again.

15. Of course I know the beauty of nature, but women should be tolerant of those who please themselves!

16. Pay the bill. You are my wallet.

17. Don’t be so ugly. I’m sure no one will pick you up when you lie on the street drunk.

18. I’m not afraid of loneliness. I’m just not used to your absence.

19. Remember, you offended me again.

20. Eh, is the sun coming out in the west? You came back before the meal was ready.

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